Funny christian poems
eChristianPoems.com provides the good laugh that you might be looking for. Pull up a chair and a cup of coffee and enjoy funny Christian poems that will bring a smile to your face and laughter to your heart.
Christian Funny poems
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24 HOUR PERIOD - A short, but funny pun. |
I GET THE FIRST PANCAKE - Only children can say these kind of things and get away with it. |
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A CHILDS ABC'S - Children use the abc's for other reasons. |
I LEFT MY HARP - board of playing the harp, an angel gets a chance to dance instead...for only 24 hours. |
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A DYING MAN'S FAVORITE COOKIES - A man is dying, but wait, he smells his favorite cookies. Could this be true??? |
I PAY ALL MY TITHES - One worried man, one happy Christian on deserted island. | |
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A LITTLE BOY'S PRAYER - Children pray odd things. |
I'LL LIVE FOREVER -The Maracena in an entirely new Jesus Form!!!! |
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A PREACHER'S DYING WISH |
IF GOD HAD A PC - what would the world be like if God had a PC? |
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AIN'T GOD SMART? - This is a short funny poem about God which carries with it a lot of truth! |
IT'S A CATHOLIC THING - How to really get what you want for your birthday. |
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ATHEIST IN THE WOODS - An Atheist gets his wish from God . |
JESUS IS WATCHING YOU - A burglar who talks to a parrot |
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| BABIES - Where did babies come from? |
JESUS WEPT - Make sure kids understand what you really mean. |
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| BIBLE ANSWERS - If you know the Bible - even a little - you'll find this hilarious! |
JEWS - Jewish fathers who send their sons to Jerusalem |
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BIBLE RIDDLES - 13 Bible Riddles to have fun with |
JOHNNY'S KINDERGARTEN CLASS - Johnny's innocent comments. |
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BIG TROUBLE - Two boys who think they are in major trouble |
JUST A SECOND - What is a second to God? |
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BOAT RIDE - Could this be the reason why Jesus walked on water? |
JUST A LITTLE CHURCH HUMOR - absurd signs. |
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BORN AGAIN MONSTER - Even a Monster who is born to fright, can turn to God and do what's right. |
KIDS IN CHURCH - This is a collection of heartfelt chuckles about kids and their real interpretations. |
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BRAND NEW YOU - This story has an amusing twist to the scary words: "I never knew you." |
LETTER FROM GRANDMA - Grandma's can send the funniest letters. |
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CARROTS - Why my daughter didn't eat carrots. |
LETTERS TO GOD - it's amazing what little kids will ask God for. |
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| CHALLENGING GOD - A good reminder to NEVER challenge God. |
LIGHT BULB - funny riddles on all denominations. |
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CHILDREN OF ISRAEL - Where's all the adult's |
LITTLE JOHNNY - a 7 year old's innocence. |
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CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES - a man whose last wish was a chocolate chip cookie |
MARK 17 - you need to read Mark Chapter 17 |
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CHRISTIAN ALPHABET - Christian ABC's |
MIRACLES - A newly converted hippie who is stoked on God |
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CHRISTIAN BEARS - Can bears become Christians? |
MISSED CHANCE - a guy who thought he trusted in God |
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CHURCH FUNNIES - kids can pray and say the funniest things when it comes to God |
MOMMY - a funny story about a little girl who threw up in the wrong place. |
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CHRISTIAN JOKES PART 1 - Short funny Christian stories |
MONEY FOR A CHICKEN - God knows your heart place. |
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CHRISTIAN JOKES PART 2 - Short funny Christian stories |
MUMMY - A 3000 year old mummy who dies of heart failure |
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CHRISTIAN JOKES PART 3 - Short funny Christian stories |
MY GRAND-DAUGHTER - My granddaughter's belief. |
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CHRISTIAN JOKES PART 4 - Short funny Christian stories |
NOAH IN MODERN TIMES - Can Noah build the ark in today's times? |
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CHRISTIAN MATH - A 10 year old boy gets serious about Math |
PATIENCE - A boy who for years had been told by everyone that he had little patience was one day found to be praying. |
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CHRISTIAN PICKUP LINES - 24 corny Christian Lines. |
PEARLY GATES - scoring points in heaven |
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CHRISTIAN QUOTES 1 - Good one liners. |
PHYSICS IN HELL - Based on a true story |
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CHRISTIAN QUOTES 2 - Good one liners. |
PRACTICAL JOKE - Adam trying to bargain with God again. |
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CHRISTIAN QUOTES 3 - Good one liners. |
PROFESSIONAL - a mother who gets in a jam. |
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CHRISTIAN QUOTES 4 - Good one liners. |
SCHOOL PRAYER -it´s a story about one of my students |
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CHURCH SIGNS - funny sayings of church sign humor. |
SMILE - A joke that provides a different perspective regarding trial |
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| CLEAN AND THANKFUL - As I cheerfully walked into my patience room, I stood at the end of the bed, as I moved, I slipped and I felt warm stuff trailing up my leg. |
ST. PETER, SATAN AND A NUT TREE - Even an old timer can get scared.l |
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CONSTIPATION - learn who are the people who suffered from constipation in the bible. |
TEACHER KNOWS BEST - sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. |
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DADDY HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE IN AN HOUR? - God makes a lot. |
THE ATHEIST TEACHER - A teacher who challenges a little girls faith. |
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DEAR PASTOR - More cute kids sayings. |
THE BURNING HUT - a semi-funny story about a man who |
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DIVINE CODE WRITING - a contest between Jesus and Mohammed. |
THE CREATION OF MOTHERS - God put a lot of thought when creating mom |
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DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN? - Which reminds us of how an aged Quaker once confronted a young rationalist... |
THE ILLINOIS MAN - sometimes sending an email isn't always the best way to send a letter. |
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DOES EVERYONE KNOW THE STORY OF THE GOOD SAMARITAN? - Sometimes it's better if kids just keep their comments to themselves. |
THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR - A little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky, and shout, " Praise the Lord!" |
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DOES GOD EXIST? - A Believers conversation with a non-believer |
THE NUN JOKE - a simple corny joke. |
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DON'T LOSE YOUR SHIRT - Did the son really go to church or what he telling his mom what she wanted to hear? |
THE PASTOR WITHOUT ANY SENSE - Always make sure your Pastor's reasonably knowledgeable. |
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DRESSING UP AS SATAN- a woman who dresses up as Satan |
THE POP, BILLY GRAHAM, AND ORAL ROBERTS - All three make a temporary visit to Lucifer |
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DRUM BY A BARREL - A fisherman's point of view. |
THE QB MOM - Cleaning your room the biblical way with the salt-teens. |
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E-MAIL FROM GOD - Are you good or bad? this email will tell you! |
THE SAXOPHONE PLAYER THAT WENT TO HELL - Singing the blues in Hell. |
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FEEDING THE LIONS - Noah's sons feeding the lions while they were on the Ark. |
THE TEACHER, THE GARBAGE MAN AND THE LAWYER - A good lawyer joke. |
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FIX THE FENCE OR ELSE - Lawyers.... not this time. |
THE TIGER, THE MAN AND GOD - a man of no faith. |
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FREEFALL - A funny story about 4 passenges on an airplane. |
THREE LITTLE BOYS - kids can say the darnest things. |
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| FROM THE MOUTHS OF CHILDREN - kids say the craziest things sometimes. |
THROUGH THE RED SEA - a boy who loves the story of the red sea. |
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GARDENS FOR GOD - cute sayings on planting food for God. |
TITHES AND OFFERINGS - A $1 bill and $20 bill's last words | |
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GOD - short and sweet, very cute. |
TOP 10 REASONS GOD CREATED EVE - Woman to woman, let us encourage each other. Although slightly male-bashing, this is an amusing list of reasons |
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GOD'S EXISTENCE - the professor with no brain |
WEDDING PLANS - a woman who brings her fiance home for the first time. |
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GOD HAS GREAT MORNING BREATH - God has great morning breath. |
WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB - Adam trying to bargain with God. |
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| GOD IS GOOD - Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. |
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS - A rather irreverent snicker at the pope's expense. |
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GOD SPEAKS BILLBOARDS - a funny anecdote about how God speaks to people through bill boards |
WHERE CARS COME FROM - A very funny, tongue-in-cheek spoof on evolution. |
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| GOD VS SATAN - It's funny and cool how God makes the balance between Good and evil. | WHO MAKES THE COFFEE - A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. | |
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GOLF - Jesus and Moses out playing some golf |
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU - a funny story about a man who is allowed to bring one thing to heaven. |
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GOOD FOR THE SOUL - A funny, heartwarming story that involves a little boy and ice cream |
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GRACE - a funny story about a man who was shaved by Grace. |
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| HAIRCUT - Kids say the darnest things. | ||
| HE WAS A STRANGER AND I TOOK HIM IN - A stranger (fly) goes into a know-it-all-scripture preacher's mouth. | ||
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HEALTHY CHRISTIANS - One way you can get to heaven sooner. |
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HILARIOUS PRAYERS - It's weird the kind of prayers kids will pray |
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HOLY FIRE - A minister assumes his son to be something else. |
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HMO NURSE - St. Peter has a conversation with a nurse |
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HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS - A funny letter from Grandma.... |
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HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET INTO HEAVEN? - Little Jimmy knows how. |
